The Epic Blog of Sarthak Goyal

Wat will u do if u want to know about the population of Galesburb, Illinois? or about calories in 2gm of sugar? or about the date of birth of albert einstein?

Read it considering that there is no cricketer named Adam Glichrist existing in the world.

" Dare to Dare the Daredevils??


THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN A DAREDEVIL IS A TEAM OF DAREDEVILS!!

The most destructive opening pair in the world, Sehwag and Gambhir, not firing!

World's Most Accurate bowler of all time, Legendary Glenn McGrath warming the benches!

Arguably the best spinner of T20 cricket, Daniel Vettori, not getting enough games!

And still you have DelhiDaredevils topping the points table of Indian Premiere League!!

DD boosts to be the most balanced team of the tournamnet. Cricinfo had dubbed it the favourites even before the tournament began. And till now they have lived upto the expectations and for that credit goes to each and every member of the team!

In batting, it has been the D's show: Dilshan, deVilliers, Dinesh Karthik, David Warner!

deVilliers who averaged only 19 in IPL08 has been the only centurian of this season and is top on the highest average table this year, making the most of home turfs

Dilshan averaged worst than AB, only 17, in O8 IPL but has been the back of Delhi's batting order

Dinesh Karthik also had a forgotful IPL previous year and has also been drpped from India's T20 WC squad but through his crucial innings in the slog overs he has proved his exclusion wrong

David Warner, the rising star of deciling Australian side, has made the most of ........"

Unfortunately, the quest for DLF IPL Trophy remains incomplete and so does the post ( gilly!! :-x)

Hopefully next year, the post wud be complete!!

I got 93% in my 12th Board Exams!!

Everyone from Sonia Gandhi to Sachin Tendulkar to me are suffering from RESULT-olysis!! Be it the election result or IPL results or board results!!!

MY 12th BOARD RESULTS ARE ON 22nd MAY!!
(So if u dont get any post after 22nd then dont b surprized)

At this moment I dont want to speculate. I dont kno weather my "Nervousness v/s Excitement" theory is going to stand here. The result is still 36hrs away, so 'that' feeling hasn't yet taken me over. But i know it will!!

At present my condition is like that of the man standing behind a horse with his mouth wide open, awaiting the horse to crap but the crap not to fall over him!!

Just wish me luck for my result!!

bbye

In this period of recession, there can't b any more attractive title then SITUATION VACANT.

Wanted a qualified, experienced Accounts teacher for June 09 CPT for 12th appeared student who also writes blog Interested Contact Immediately: Sarthak Goyal, Email goenkasarthak@gmail.com

I never knew that finding a teacher would have been a knife walk. My CA-CPT exam is on 28th June( exam again!!) and I havn't yet commenced my preparation seriously (so obvious of me!). I am in deep search of an Accounts teacher. But till now my search has been futile (I wish why google search engine exist only in virtual world!)

First I went to coaching institutes like NGPA and AOC and their reactions were like "WHAT!! u hav't started ur preparation till now!! Our students are already half way under through!" (If u dont hav solution, then atleast dont add upto student's anxiety!! :x)

Next I contacted my frndz, one of them gave me phone number. I called. I attended trial class. Teacher was not good, but neither was he bad. I was a happy camper. But then he announced his fees: Rs.18,000 only! I bargained (bargaining in education!!) and his next offering was Rs.3000!! A dip directly from 18000 to 3000!! (such a huge fluctation in accounts of an Accounts teacher!!) I didnt want a similar dip in my peformance, so I was back to square one!

Now tomorrow I am going to another institute, which is also my last hope! So just wish me luck!! Wish me that I am able to find out a good accounts teacher!!

BBye!
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21 Required from 6 balls! You will blindly put your money on bowling team. But not if that team is Kolkatta Knightriders. For some winning is a habit, but for KKR itz loosing which is a habit.

If u havnt seen the match or is tired of watching of seeing Kolkatta loosing. Then for a change, read them loosing (Courtesy: http://www.cricinfo.com/)

19.1
Mashrafe Mortaza to Sharma, (no ball) FOUR, Rohit's taken four of those, full toss on middle, pulled away to the deep square-leg boundary, called a no-ball by the leg umpire as there are only three fielders in the ring.

19.1
Mashrafe Mortaza to Sharma, 1 leg bye

19.2
Mashrafe Mortaza to Venugopal Rao, 1 run

14 off 4

19.3
Mashrafe Mortaza to Sharma, SIX, meaty, juicy full toss on middle, the worst ball you can bowl under the circumstances. 8 off 3 now, 115 metres that, one of the biggest of the tournament.

19.4
Mashrafe Mortaza to Sharma, 1 wide, wide, Mashrafe, what the hell are you doing?

19.4
Mashrafe Mortaza to Sharma, 2 runs

5 off 2

19.5
Mashrafe Mortaza to Sharma, FOUR, four, four, four, Mashrafe has spoilt it for Kolkata

1 needed off the last ball. Scores level. Can Kolkata salvage a super over here?


19.6
Mashrafe Mortaza to Sharma, SIX, it's all over, short on middle, pulls it away well over the fine-leg boundary to seal a thrilling victory, can Kolkata ever win?



Poor McCullum!! I really feel pity for him!!

Finally, the result of IPL happening in India is out and the so called weakest PM of India is making a comeback. I personally dont like politicians, but loves politics!! (itz more interesting than roadies or splitsvilla!) Now not only India but the whole world is expecting a lot from this 'unhandicapped' congress government. And i m no different from the world. So here is my WISHLIST from Manmohan Paaji:-

1) Plz make India a safer place to bring IPL back in India.

2) Rs.25 is the new price of McAloo Tikki (hike of Rs.5!). If u cant bring prices down then atleast provide us some Student Conscessions, especially at food outlets.

3)Plz revive our economy from global meltdown. It has adversely affected my pocket money.

4) Realty sector is in a great need of a bailout package. We surely deserves more of Emporium and Select City Malls

5) Your party congress greatly support reservation. Cant it also happen in politics for youth?

6) Can u be the coach of Indian Cricket Team and teach them how to win Second time in a row?

7) Plz resolve the dispute between Multiplex and Producers at earliest. IPL is ending on 24th!

8) Now since the elections are over, so can u plz forbid playing of Congress' plariarised version of JAI HO.

9) Why the government waste so much of money on Elections! Better have SMS Polling like in case of reality shows.

10) Last and my most important request: PLZ PROVIDE STUDENTS WITH VETO POWER TO GIVE MARKS TO THEMSELVES IN EXAMS.

NOTE: A copy of this Wishlist has also been sent to Madam Sonia Gandhi.

If u want, you can also add your own wishes! Neither of them is going to be fulfilled!!

bbye! Jai Ho!

This is year 2012 and these are the affairs making headlines:

1) Following the huge success of Sarthak’s blog, google has decided that along with British and American English, they are goin 2 provide the language option for “English (Sarthak)”

2) The sales of computer have rocketed to record 5times higher than previous year as more and more people want to get a slice of Sarthak’s Blog.

3) MNS Leader Raj Thakrey has attacked Cyber Café’s for promoting the blog of a North Indian. Meanwhile, Congress has demanded 50% screen space reservation for backward classes on Sarthak’s blog

4) Following the threats of pigeons shitting on player’s jersey, IPL Commissioner Lalit Modi has decided to relocate IPL 5 in virtual zone on Sarthak’s blog

5) Heavy traffic on Sarthak’s blog contrived google to shut down their server third time in a week. BSP supreme Mayawati has pointed the finger on BJP for this tragedy.

6) Menaka Gandhi has accused Sarthak’s blog for not giving any weight to her son Varun Gandhi’s speech and therby being cruel to animals.

7) Mexican Government has persuaded her citizens not to visit Sarthak’s blog due to threats of Swine Flu

8) 20million parents protested around the world charging sarthak’s blog for poor results of their children. Later on, it was found that all 20million parents also had their accounts on Sarthak’s blog

9) Rumors have been that Sarthak Goyal has refused the Warner Brother’s Offer to convert his blog into a movie.

10) US President Barack Obama has promised for a CHANGE of background colour on Sarthak’s blog


BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!
Sarthak has just made a spelling error in his latetst post. I repeat Sarthak has just made a spelling error in his latest post!!!
For more details on it, we have with us, one of the first persons to comment on Sarthak’s blog, Mr/Ms…..


(Comment now!! This can be your name!!)

bbye

This world has two sets of people. One who gets NERVOUS facing the challenges and others who do not. And you know what; second set is an empty set. There is no person in the world prone to nervousness. Then what about your friend or batch mate who is always so cheerful? The answer is simple. He/She has given a new name to his nervousness i.e. EXCITEMENT.

Both nervousness and excitement are similar feelings of anxiousness arising because of uncertainty about future events

Take a situation. Exams!! Suppose if u already know about your exam results, will u b nervous or excited about xamz?? Neither of them!!

These two feelings are like looking at a thing from two different angles of 0° and 360°. Both these angles are same. It only depends on the way that how you perceive it.

So next time don’t speak, “I AM NERVOUS.” but, “I AM EXCITED.” You yourself will feel the change!!

Bbye
Plz do comment. I am really excited to hear your thoughts.