The super king of cricket has found his queen. Mahendra Singh Dhoni is now married to Sakshi Rawat. Bored with the naxalites attacks and inflating prices, this was some "real" news for our news channels.



Star News Exclusive: Ye wahi rikshaw hai jisme Dhoni aur Sakshi saath mein ghuma karte the.  (Rikshaw?? Where the hell are Dhoni's 22 bikes!!)


Dhoni aur Sakshi bachpan ke dost the aur aaj ye bachpan ke dost saat janamo ke saathi banane jaa rhe hai!! (bachpan ke dost?? They have an eight years age gap!! Which 12year old guy would have a 4year friend??)


Kya majboori thi Dhoni ki jo unhe aise achanak, chhup ke shaadi karni padi?? (u wanted Dhoni to give media time to find an 'aayesha siddique' for him too?)


Hazaaron ladkiyon ka dil todd Sakshi ke huye Mahi! (Now the girls would have realized what we guys felt on 12th April 2010 when Sania Mirza got married!)


Hindustantimes reports Dhoni's bride age 23 on page one and 21 on HTCITY --- intesresting.


What's next? Aajtak interviewing the Ghodi on which Mahi arrived!!

Even the source of 90% news ie Twitter is going crazy on Dhoni's marriage. Here are some of the best tweets

Sunilea: Dhoni will be happy .. Kal shaadi .. Aaj Bharat band .. Hum tumek kamre me band ho aur Bharat band ho ..


creatitwitty: Sakshi’s wedded name will be SMS Dhoni. Aircel, see a business idea there?


Is bharat Bandh in honor of MS Dhoni’s wedding?


rameshsrivats: Today’s news highlights – Dhoni’s Bandhgala and BJP’s Gala Bandh.


ACP Pradyuman :Muje dhoni ke Shaadi me kuch gadbad lagtha hai. "Daya" Dhoni ke bed room ka darwaaza thod do


d_v_patel : A positive effect of the Bharat Bandh is that news channels won't beam the same marriage pics of Dhoni again and again


So Dhoni met his wife in 2007. The same year he took his shirt off to expose a waxed chest after winning the t20 WC. Makes sense now...


Apart from this, you have from Bipasha to Sachin wishing him on Twitter. But I cant understand why are they congratulating through twitter when Mahi is actually not on twitter!

Enough mockery of Dhoni's marriage. Lets just hope their kids get to play with the World cup trophy!!