The Epic Blog of Sarthak Goyal

Since throughout the year, I have been a good boy, Santa has asked me to send my and my friends wishes to him. Since, I was short of time I myself have written down the list of what you all my friends would like to have. Please go through the list and do let me know if I have omitted your name or you require something else.

Saurav: increase in pay!

Bhutani: a role in Haryanvi movie

Sonal: a rifle to kill those who havn't wished her on Birthday

Thanda: another poster for explanation of the previous one!

Tanu: she wont ask anything, infact she would start arguing why there is only male santa, not a female one!

Shuchita: some old newspapers to create her new dress

Manhar: he already has got what he wanted, and now its his problem if he is not accepting it. :P

Anuj: cluth plates for his Sonata

Bharti: promotion from the job of driver

Abhijeet: a new flat, to shift yet again!

Isha: I don't know what she wants (actually i do, but can't put it here), but my personal request would be to please give her some brain!

Devyani: tips on how to handle your juniors

Harman: C2H5OH

Raunak: spectacles!

Mohit: I think it would be Santa who would be begging Mohit for one out of so many that he has got!

For me: Some peaceful sleep. Good night.

 

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**WISH YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS**

Some news which are permanent...

These are such news which can be found as BREAKING NEWS  on any time of any day!

Pakistan Cricket again in Controversy.

The latest allegations on the Pakistan's player by the XYZ Newspaper has given rise to yet another controversy in Pak's cricket. PCB Chief Ijaz Butt has called the controversy as an attempt by western media to defame Pakistan's cricket. ICC in its official statement has promised to look upon the matter and take necessary actions if anyone found guilty.

[ The next day you hear news of PCB banning 3-4 of its players and the day after these 3-4 players are included back in the team. And then there is another controversy and the same pattern is followed ]

Facebook changes its appearance.

Facebook, in order to keep up with the time, has announced some changes in its appearance. Facebook has claimed these changes to be  in sync with user feedback and proposed to make facebooking experience simpler and better. But the groups like "I hate NEW Facebook" have started to crop in and one such group having more than 3lakhs member have urged its members not to use Facebook this Saturday as a mark of protest.

[ The next day, membership of this group goes from 3 lakh to 30 lakh and the day after we all get used to the NEW Facebook. And then in response of protest, FB makes some more changes and the same pattern is followed]

Talks possible only if terrorism stops: PM

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has in a strong statement issued today has dismissed any possibility of talk with Pakistan unless terrorist activities are completely stopped. "We are willing to discuss all outstanding issues (with Pakistan) provided the terror machine (there) is brought under control," Singh said.

[ The next day, the same statement will be issued and again the day after. And after sometimes, Indian and Pakistani representatives would be doing round table conferences. And the terrorism keep flourishing ]

Hike in petrol, diesel prices.

If 12.34% inflation rate was not enough, there is some bad news for common man. The prices of diesel and petrol has been hiked by Rs.5 to mitigate the loss of Petroleum companies. The Government has said that such a decision was indispensable to reduce fiscal deficit. The left parties have called for nation-wide close in the protest

[ The next day, prices of all consumable products doubles up even if petrol/diesel prices have no significant effect on them. The day after, opposition parties protest causing more trouble to people. And then after a rise of Rs.5, the prices are reduced by 50 paisa and the drama ends, to be repeated again next month.]

 

Thats all for the news today. Read it again tomorrow for tomorrow's news!

BREAKING NEWS: XYZ Minister caugh in a corruption Scam!

The 'genuine' news!

1. Betting starts over IPL

While the Indian Premier League next season is 5 months away, the bookies are already in action. And this time, they are not bidding over who would be the champion, but which franchises would actually be playing in it. On the condition of anonymity a bookie revealed that most stakes are being put over Team Kochi, whose in and out from IPL has been more dramatic than Shoib Akhthar's inclusion and exclusion in Pak cricket team.

2. Rajasthan and Kings XI back in IPL

And as we were talking about IPL, here is a BREAKING NEWS! The Supreme Court, in a verdict has announced to include back Rajashtan Royals and Kings XI Punjab in IPL 4. The move came when both Shilpa Shetty and Priety Zinta threatened to start acting again if there teams were not restored.

3. Demand for M-Seal touches new record

With constant leaks of 2G spectrum tapes and documents of corruption in public, the demand for M-seal is breaking all records. Likes of Barkha Dutt and Ratan Tata are using it to save their reputation from being leaked out. But according to our sources, the major chunk of demand is coming from US Secret Services for fixing the leakage happening through wikiLeaks.

4. Animal Planet behind Strike in Parliament

This is the biggest revelation in the history of News!! The "real" reason behind 15 days strike in Parliament is now being unveiled. From our sources we have come to know, its the "animal planet channel", in order to maintain its TRP has bribed our politicians for the strike. This has been done so that animal lovers stick to their chanel and do not move towards other animal centric channels like DD Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha where a bunch of dreadful animals runs the largest human democracy!

For now on, this is all we have for you. Thank you.

See also: Freaking News 1