Today from 2-30pm to 6-25pm no births and deaths happened throughout the universe. Bombs planted by terrorists did not explode. Nobody succeeded in committing suicide. No accidents happened regardless of over speed or alcohol or anything. Not even a single baby was born. All prayers went unheed. Do you know why? because the GOD was busy creating history at Gwalior!!
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If there was any man deserving to score a 200 in one days, it has to be him, THE GOD of CRICKET.
With an international career spanning over four decades (1989 -till now), every word falls short to his stature. He is surely the GOD, humans can't bat like this!!!
50years ahead the time, I will narrate my grandchildren about this mammoth inning and I am sure, they are going to be envious of me. I am just super super excited. Surely one of the best moments of my life.
Thank You Sachin!
Below are some of the best quotes on Sachin:
1) BBC on Sachin
Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there is something we don’t know, something beyond scientific measure. Something that allows him to soar, to roam a territory of sport that, forget us, even those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When he goes out to bat, people switch on their TV sets and switch off their lives "
2)Methew HAYDON
“I have seen God. He bats at number 4 for India”
3)Andy Flower
There are 2 kind of batsmen in the world. One Sachin Tendulkar. Two all the others.
4)A banner once said:
I WILL SEE GOD WHEN I DIE BUT TILL THEN I WILL SEE SACHIN
5) Shane Warne
“I’ll be going to bed having nightmares of Sachin just running down the wicket and belting me back over the head for six. He was unstoppable. I don’t think anyone, apart from Don Bradman, is in the same class as Sachin Tendulkar. He is just an amazing player.”
6)Tendulkar’s daughter, Sara
“Even my father’s name is Sachin Tendulkar."
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200 by THE GOD
V-day special: caught with your valentine
You are enjoying a lovely evening with your loved one and from nowhere, one of your relatives catches you. These are some of the arguments you can use to defend yourself.
1. She is the daughter of my college principal and this is my last chance to pass the exam. Please try to understand.
2. India is a secular country. And being an Indian, it is my duty to celebrate all festival be it id, diwali or valentines day.
3. Just look at her. How can anybody say no to such a beautiful girl.
4. Oh no, you are getting it all wrong. I am actually working as a part-time waiter in this restaurant and she is our special client. Thats it!
5. Thank god, You didn't see us kissing.. Ooppss..!!
6. I am only worshiping the most beautiful creation of the God- a woman.
7. You must be thankful that I am dating a girl only.
8. Her sister is as pretty as her. Wat say??
9. We are actually on an assignment- "The effect of love on Earth's Global Climate." (!!?)
10. It's all Biological - As I saw her, my brain released chemicals, including pheromones, dopamine, nor-epinephrine, and serotonin, which acted in a manner similar to amphetamines, stimulating my brain's pleasure center and leading to effects such as increased heart rate, loss of appetite and sleep, and an intense feeling of excitement. And to satisfy my pleasure, the oxytocin hormone stimulated me to bring her to date.
11. I am only following Sunny Deol- "taarikh pe taarikh, taarikh pe taarikh (Date after date, date after date)" :p
12. The only effective way- Pray to God..!!
P.S.: User discretion advised while applying any of the above method. Neither the author, or the wordpress is responsible for any loss, or damage caused by any of the method :P
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